Schetti

An abbreviation for spaghetti. Duh.

I like meatballs in my schetti!

by DICKie DICK January 21, 2009

Sachettism

A state of abomination in which you become completely and utterly disgusted with yourself to the point that only death will bring you peace. Sachettism can be brought on by listening to Republicans speak, watching the SciFi Channel, being in the vicinity of a church, and eating red Jell-O. Early symptoms of contracting the disease are uncontrollable sweating, excessive internet use, wearing only polo shirts to the beach, filling your DVR to it's maximum capacity, and constantly bitching about nothing. Although there are no known cures for the disease many patients diagnosed live a somewhat normal life and can usually go undiagnosed for years. Some famous celebrities with the disease include Ricki Lake, John Goodman, Rosie O’Donnell, Horatio Sanz, Artie Lange and Mama Cass.

The night after the doctor diagnosed his first case of Sachettism, he was found lifeless, face down in a pile of red sox maki.

by Mysterious Anomoly Bill September 19, 2009

Schettler

A goofy son of a bitch with poor circulation. They often have cold feet and a bad backs. Schettler's have a tendency of showing up late and missing the bus. Their diets consist of 95% salads, and they can often be found stuck in a cow pie.

Hey Bruce, do you see that dumb ass rabbit eating all the lettuce in my garden? Let's shoot it!

No, Gregg! That's just Schettler!!

by Squeals14 January 14, 2017

schettini

giving someone a blow job so intense that the cum goes flying out their nose.

Shit dude you just gave a bomb ass schettini!

by anymoreshitandimdone May 9, 2016

chicken schettino

Acting as a coward and ignoring any moral duties one may have to save one's own skin.

That chicken schettino captain took off in a lifeboat, leaving passengers to fend for themselves.

by voodoofish February 6, 2012

to do a schettino

a captain leaving a sinking ship ahead of anyone else

claiming that he had accidently fallen into a lifeboat, he did a schettino
Instead, because of his selfish actions, he is now regarded as a national embarrassment in his own country. And, his name is already showing signs of becoming a by-word for shameful and stupid behavior — “to do a Schettino."

by django_reinh February 9, 2012

Shettith

the "s-h word" was just a modified version of this. this is the original term.

Oh Shettith

by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 4, 2019