Schetti
Schetti by DICKie DICK January 21, 2009
Words you can keep
Sachettism
A state of abomination in which you become completely and utterly disgusted with yourself to the point that only death will bring you peace. Sachettism can be brought on by listening to Republicans speak, watching the SciFi Channel, being in the vicinity of a church, and eating red Jell-O. Early symptoms of contracting the disease are uncontrollable sweating, excessive internet use, wearing only polo shirts to the beach, filling your DVR to it's maximum capacity, and constantly bitching about nothing. Although there are no known cures for the disease many patients diagnosed live a somewhat normal life and can usually go undiagnosed for years. Some famous celebrities with the disease include Ricki Lake, John Goodman, Rosie O’Donnell, Horatio Sanz, Artie Lange and Mama Cass.
The night after the doctor diagnosed his first case of Sachettism, he was found lifeless, face down in a pile of red sox maki.
Sachettism by Mysterious Anomoly Bill September 19, 2009
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Schettler
A goofy son of a bitch with poor circulation. They often have cold feet and a bad backs. Schettler's have a tendency of showing up late and missing the bus. Their diets consist of 95% salads, and they can often be found stuck in a cow pie.
schettini
schettini by anymoreshitandimdone May 9, 2016
chicken schettino
chicken schettino by voodoofish February 6, 2012
to do a schettino
claiming that he had accidently fallen into a lifeboat, he did a schettino
Instead, because of his selfish actions, he is now regarded as a national embarrassment in his own country. And, his name is already showing signs of becoming a by-word for shameful and stupid behavior — “to do a Schettino."
Instead, because of his selfish actions, he is now regarded as a national embarrassment in his own country. And, his name is already showing signs of becoming a by-word for shameful and stupid behavior — “to do a Schettino."
to do a schettino by django_reinh February 9, 2012
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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