Schaboodle 

Another name for your dick when you smoke a magical kind of weed that makes your dick grow very fucking huge. It also makes your dick harder than a rock.

"Wow this schaboodle sure makes my wiener make the girls enjoyed."

Schaboodle by Steveyman April 19, 2018

Schaboodle 

A type of marijuana drug you smoke that makes your dick grow to an unimaginable length so you can fuck any girl you want.

"I'm going to make Susan moan real loud tonight once I get this Schaboodle"

Schaboodle by Jimmy1996 November 7, 2017

Schmoodled

To be blasted, or blown up.

Snaptrap: That's schmoodled for 370 points!
Larry: That's not a word, use it in a sentence!
*blasts Larry*
Snaptrap: There, I schmoodled Larry!

Schmoodled by Shamezinator April 20, 2011

schnoodle diving 

When you climb on top of the stall/bar in a restroom and proceed to shit off the top into the toilet, creating a satisfying splash

brad: Dude, Kevin asked to use my bathroom, and he went schnoodle diving off the counter!
Nick: HAA!! sucks to be you man. Better get a mop.

schnoodle diving by tinwillie June 22, 2011

Schnoodle 

a cross between a Schnauser and a Poodle, can also be used to indicate a dog has schnoodle in it

My Cocker Schnoodle is half Cocker Spaniel and half Schnoodle.

Schnoodle by Tromp September 12, 2007

Long Distance Schnoodle 

The rejected Olympic sport of getting the longest possible distance of stretched foreskin over another man's (circumcised) penis. Also referred to as LD schnoodle

Mark: Hey Dave let's go to McDonalds

Dave: Sorry man I have to practice my Long Distance schnoodle there's a meet coming up

Mark: Wtf that isn't even a real sport you fucking creep!

Long Distance Schnoodle by TheWizardOfWisdom March 19, 2013

schmoodles

1. a term of endearment
2. often refers to a cutie
3. very adorable

Girl: Hey schmoodles, how are you.
Boy: Hi muffin, I'm great.

schmoodles by Presti June 24, 2008