1.
Bloke 1: "... Did Dazza just do what I thought he did?!"
Bloke 2: "Probably, he's a scatophagite didn't you know."
2.
Bloke 1: "Oi this meal tastes like crap"
Bloke 2: "Yeah nah it's not grouse but I'm bloody starving, eating it anyway!"
Bloke 1: "Mate you're such a fucking scatophagite"
- Ayoub, I love watching Mourinho parking the bus.
- Gross dude! You can't possibly love defensive football, it's like eating your own shit. That'd mean you're a scatophile.