Scatman John
Scatman John by Rob July 13, 2003
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Scatman John
Scatman John used his stutter, which had haunted him since childhood, to his advantage to bring old school scatting to the mass market.
Scatman John by Yak-man John July 29, 2003
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Scatman John
Scatman John by Scatland@rambler.ru October 20, 2003
Scatman John
A man who very poorly named himself. Probably unaware of the definition of scat, and most likely regrets be named under that title
Scatman John by 13abie May 7, 2011
scatmanjohnning
Scatmanjohnning is the act of serial defecating, ejaculating, urinating and vomiting on or in groceries. Scatmanjohnning can also be performed using a syringe to hide the body substances in the groceries.
Some Scatmanjohns for example stole the hazelnut spread from a local grocery store and filled the glass with feces to hide their crime.
Some Scatmanjohns for example stole the hazelnut spread from a local grocery store and filled the glass with feces to hide their crime.
Willy: "Hey, Harold, have you heard of the scatmanjohnning incident of yesterday?"
Harold: "Oh, you mean the guy that replaced the milk with cum?"
Willy: "Yeah, exactly that. Horrible, isn't it?"
Harold: "Scatmanjohnning becomes a bigger threat every day, it seems."
Harold: "Oh, you mean the guy that replaced the milk with cum?"
Willy: "Yeah, exactly that. Horrible, isn't it?"
Harold: "Scatmanjohnning becomes a bigger threat every day, it seems."
scatmanjohnning by pussie slayer September 21, 2023
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