Scatman John

Professor of scat

"ski ba bop ba dop bop"

by Rob July 13, 2003

Scatman John

Scatman John used his stutter, which had haunted him since childhood, to his advantage to bring old school scatting to the mass market.

'scibty boo bapidipi damow bing bang booti pi doopi'

by Yak-man John July 29, 2003

Scatman John

Su Su Su Super Ki Rei i LIKE SCATMAN JOHN !!!!!!!!! RUSSIA

Ski ba bop ba dop bop I'm the Scatman yeah......

by [e-mail] October 20, 2003

Scatman John

A man who very poorly named himself. Probably unaware of the definition of scat, and most likely regrets be named under that title

"Have you heard of Scatman John?"
"No im not into that stuff its disgusting!"

by 13abie May 7, 2011

scatmanjohnning

Scatmanjohnning is the act of serial defecating, ejaculating, urinating and vomiting on or in groceries. Scatmanjohnning can also be performed using a syringe to hide the body substances in the groceries.

Some Scatmanjohns for example stole the hazelnut spread from a local grocery store and filled the glass with feces to hide their crime.

Willy: "Hey, Harold, have you heard of the scatmanjohnning incident of yesterday?"
Harold: "Oh, you mean the guy that replaced the milk with cum?"
Willy: "Yeah, exactly that. Horrible, isn't it?"
Harold: "Scatmanjohnning becomes a bigger threat every day, it seems."

by pussie slayer September 21, 2023