scarlet fever
scarlet fever by Amazing AO October 8, 2005
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scarlet fever
Doctor: what's wrong Joey?
Joey: I have this huge crush on this girl and I'm just obsessed and I can't stop thinking about her! I'm really worried!
Doctor: is she a blonde brunette or redhead?
Joey: a redhead doc.
Doctor: you have a bad case of scarlet fever.
Joey: I have this huge crush on this girl and I'm just obsessed and I can't stop thinking about her! I'm really worried!
Doctor: is she a blonde brunette or redhead?
Joey: a redhead doc.
Doctor: you have a bad case of scarlet fever.
scarlet fever by OFWGKTADGAF666GOLFWANG October 26, 2013
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Scarlet Fever
The condition of being attracted to women from Red Communist countries, such as China, Cuba and Korea. An uncommonly large number of cases are attributed to Libertarian men.
Maria: Oh yeah baby don't stop
Johnathan: YEAH TAKE IT CASTRO! THE FREER THE ECONOMY THE FREER THE PEOPLE! UGGGHH! TAXATION IS THEFT!
Maria: ¡Scarlet Fever!
Johnathan: YEAH TAKE IT CASTRO! THE FREER THE ECONOMY THE FREER THE PEOPLE! UGGGHH! TAXATION IS THEFT!
Maria: ¡Scarlet Fever!
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Scarlet fever
The descriptor for a woman who is attracted to British men. I.e. loyalist women being attracted to the red (scarlet) coats.
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Scarlet Fever
a description of those priests in the Roman Catholic Church who their minds set on promotions and ecclesiastical honors. Scarlet is the color of the garments that denote a Cardinal of the Roman Catholic Church
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scarlet fever blanket
a wooly, scratchy, undesirable blanket. in a traditional sense: a red wool camp blanket with a couple of large gray or black stripes on it. similar to a camp blanket that white settlers would trade to native americans, and unintentionally pass along scarlet fever.
I have a scarlet fever blanket in the back of my Jeep...so we could load the firewood into my car if you want.
scarlet fever blanket by DirtyWaterbury September 7, 2016
Scarlett Fever
When a person is so overcome by the hotness of Scarlett Johansson it causes a physical temperature change resembling a common fever. Symptoms may also include erections and drooling. Curable only by observation of Susan Boyle
Scarlett Fever by themadgear October 29, 2012
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