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schloop schloop ping a pang bong
"Hey, want to come to my place later and schloop schloop ping a pang bong?"
*gets slapped in the face*
"I guess she doesn't like monopoly."
*gets slapped in the face*
"I guess she doesn't like monopoly."
schloop schloop ping a pang bong by Jammaaal September 13, 2011
Related Words
Scaloop • poopy scaloopy • scallop • schloop • schloopy • scloop • scalloped • Scalloping • schlooper • scaboop
what the scallop
the family friendly way of saying what the fuck or what the hell. often used with two exclamation marks and a ;-; emoticon.
other curses like this are “what the fudge” “what the flippers”
other curses like this are “what the fudge” “what the flippers”
what the scallop by acallops May 15, 2023
vegan scallops
Literally "scallops of vegan version". But it's not scallops. It's made of king oyster mushrooms. Its tastes & feels are definitely not as same as scallops.
I tried vegan scallops yesterday. I thought it's just as same as scallops, but uh, no, it's absolutely different.
vegan scallops by Ms FluffyCat February 1, 2023
Scallop Dragger
An oversized or extremely low-hanging scrotum, as when a person is afflicted with elephantine testiculitis.
Did you see that old dude in the locker room?
The one with the scallop dragger?
Yeah, he must have to use an elephant jockstrap for that scallop dragger.
The one with the scallop dragger?
Yeah, he must have to use an elephant jockstrap for that scallop dragger.
Scallop Dragger by LowellThomas September 28, 2013
poopy scaloopy
a word used in place of a curse word when in pain so the user won't get in trouble for cursing in the house. (mostly used by connor but now being meat riddin by tom)
poopy scaloopy by G-Lova February 1, 2010
Erm... what the scallop!! ;-;
a saying used when you want to say "what the fuck" but the situation isn't something to be that intense about.
usually said in a joking/ironic way, to go along with something that doesn't make sense or is "cringe".
made to sound cringe to match the energy of who you are saying it to.
for maximum effect, put on a "nerdy" voice
;-; (crying)
usually said in a joking/ironic way, to go along with something that doesn't make sense or is "cringe".
made to sound cringe to match the energy of who you are saying it to.
for maximum effect, put on a "nerdy" voice
;-; (crying)
*emilypickme101 posted a bad attempt at a thirst trap*
the comment section: Erm... what the scallop!! ;-;
the comment section: Erm... what the scallop!! ;-;
Erm... what the scallop!! ;-; by ImNotFunnySrryBoutThat October 14, 2023
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