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Getting the shit kicked out of you
"That kid just got scaled bruh!"
Scaled by FREEZE Ki11em May 16, 2014

scaled and icy 

twenty one pilots or Twenty One Pilots or 21pilots or tøp sixth studio album. The clikkies are waiting for it to come out may 21 2021. Some idiot leaked it 2 days before.
I CANT BELIEVE SCALED AND ICY WAS LEAKED 2 DAYS BEFORE

scaled gradient 

A nail art design created by Simply Nailogical (I think) that involves two (or three, or four) gradients on the same nail.
Person 1: That is some cool nail art!
Person 2: It's a scaled gradient with pink an purple holo nail polish!

Person 1: Wow! That is so cool!

SCALED FOREVER! 

The act of helping individuals and businesses of all sizes grow by 1) inspiring and enabling them to achieve their ambition and full potential 2) being the #1 growth driver for GCS in APAC 3) learning and having fun together
Rebecca: Wow they did it! the SEA Scaled team is now the biggest driver of our business! And look at all these impactful customer stories from the businesses that they've transformed!

Sharon: Told ya so, Rebecca! And they make it look easy - what a fun bunch!

Dom: SCALED FOREVER!
(noun)

a. the act of taking something that is working perfectly well and completely AND UTTERLY fucking it to the point where it becomes a brick

b. the process in which a network admin takes a perfectly good internet connection and throttles, blocks, and filters the living fuck out of it until it can’t even load a fucking webpage

c. security-theater fuckery that turns working shit into expensive garbage
"The IT department just Z-scaled the fucking Wi-Fi again"

"The network admin walked in, saw everything running smoothly, and immediately Z-scaled the shit out of it."

“I would love to review your document, but I got z-scaled bro”
z-scaled by c0zyBear March 24, 2026

Scared Skinny 

To have dieted to the point of being unattractive, but ironically the dieter in question was only dieting to look MORE attractive.

To look like one has an eating disorder.

Beyond skinny-fat, this person is scared skinny, so as not to endure the pain of being labeled fat, lazy or repulsive, this person has went to extremes to reach an unattractively low weight that is neither healthy, sustainable or sexy in any way.
Example 1

DUDE #1: Did you see the chick that just walked by, she was hot!

DUDE #2: Are you kidding? She looked scared skinny.

DUDE #1: Oh that's right, you like your women bootylicious.

DUDE #2: And you like your women anorexic. Be a real man bro and learn how to handle a real woman!

Example 2

Award-winning playwright and author Mary Dimino claims to have been "Scared Skinny" in her New York International Fringe solo show and best selling book.
Scared Skinny by PacePPR April 16, 2013