z-scaled
(noun)
a. the act of taking something that is working perfectly well and completely AND UTTERLY fucking it to the point where it becomes a brick
b. the process in which a network admin takes a perfectly good internet connection and throttles, blocks, and filters the living fuck out of it until it can’t even load a fucking webpage
c. security-theater fuckery that turns working shit into expensive garbage
a. the act of taking something that is working perfectly well and completely AND UTTERLY fucking it to the point where it becomes a brick
b. the process in which a network admin takes a perfectly good internet connection and throttles, blocks, and filters the living fuck out of it until it can’t even load a fucking webpage
c. security-theater fuckery that turns working shit into expensive garbage
"The IT department just Z-scaled the fucking Wi-Fi again"
"The network admin walked in, saw everything running smoothly, and immediately Z-scaled the shit out of it."
“I would love to review your document, but I got z-scaled bro”
"The network admin walked in, saw everything running smoothly, and immediately Z-scaled the shit out of it."
“I would love to review your document, but I got z-scaled bro”
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