Sbirting

Distracting the parents of your victims with flashcards and revision guides.
Generally bamboozling by talking lots but saying little, usually to get away with something.

"What's he doing with all those revision guides? They don't do exams at preschool"
"Shhh! He's sbirting"

by shoto-cunt May 13, 2019

red shirting

To keep a girl/guy on the side to have sexual intercourse later, because she is not eligible to play for whatever reason . Usually, because she/he is underage by a few months.

Sort of like a red shirt in sports.

Also spelled RedShirting, Red Shirtin, or RedShirtin

"Tyga is red shirting Kylie until she turns 18"- an interview with Charelamge on VLAD TV about the subject

by subZOOM February 4, 2015

Slirting

When you're trying to flirt with somebody, but also take their pants off at the same time.

Sarah was a little buzzed, and went over to Francois, and she put her hand on his belt and the slirting began

by Sarizzynick Phranmattswaworth July 17, 2010

T-Shirting

T-Shirt as a verb. To t-shirt something is to like it so much that you would want to wear it on the front of a custom t-shirt. This can be an item, photo/image, or phrase/quote.

James: Did you hear about that politician from Chicago?

Amy: Yeah, I bet they'll t-shirt that guy someday.

OR:

He liked his cats so much that he'll be t-shirting their pictures tonight.

by M. Fox October 19, 2009

smirting

To go outside of a bar or restaurant where you can't smoke and hang out with other fellow smokers while you flirt with them.

smoking + flirting

Goddammit, Silvia we need to get out of here and do some smirting.

by Silvia San Martin April 10, 2005

Smirting

The act of flirting with someone while smoking outside a pub

Met this dope chick last night while smirting outside the Belle Vue, got her number and she's hot for me to give her a bell!

by Richard Brooks October 17, 2007

down shirting

when you look down a girls shirt when nobody's looking

dude, were you just down shirting my girlfriend

by ploikm October 18, 2008