Sawchete 

A tool made by crackheads to defend themselves from the "shadow people". Vastly used by meth heads, It is usually made by welding a machete and an old dull bandsaw blade together

Honey?! Come quick! Grab my sawchete, and kill the lights the Feds are outside in the trees spying on us!

Sawchete by Fiberfucker May 6, 2022

Swachete 

The long weapon that Rambo makes in his movie from 2008. Not quite a sword, but more than a machete.

Stabbed the bitch with the swachete and then drank her blood

Swachete by thejonesowns June 25, 2008

Sarcheted 

Making things more difficult than they need to be. Doing an extreme amount of unecessary work when no one asked you to.

"I just sarcheted myself"
"Why! What were you supposed to do??"
"I was supposed to submit a lesson. Any lesson i wanted, about whatever I want. Really simple"

"...and what did you end up doing?"

"I started from scratch.I did research. Interviewed students and teachers. Added as much cross curriculum as possible. Even flew to another country for first hand experience. All In the same day."
"Why didn't you use TPT? Or a lesson you already had?"
" I like making things harder for myself"

Sarcheted by Deenabeena September 9, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008