Sausage Torpedo Share definition Flag English slang for penis. Also known as Bacon torpedo, meat wand, Flesh staff etc. Hey baby, why dont you and I lounge around and play with my Sausage Torpedo. Sausage Torpedo by Mike Bruce October 3, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the Sausage Torpedo mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch