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sausage bender 

Noun
1. A derogatory slur directed at homosexual men.
2. A woman of loose morals.
3. A party or gathering with a disproportionate amount of men in attendance.
4. A sexual encounter which creates strain on the males phallus.

5. A vagina
1. Walks into a gay bar, "man there sure are a lot of sausage benders in here!"
2. Last weekend me and my boys went down to Vegas and rented a couple of sausage benders.
3. Went to Chris's last night, it was a real sausage bender.
4. We were trying some positions from the Kama sutra last night, it was a real sausage bender.

5. I hooked up with that girl last night, she has a real nice sausage bender
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Sausage Bender 

A male super hero power born in March. This sexy male specimen can bend their sausage during sexual intercourse. Usually very rare, and desired by women wanting g-spot stimulation.
1. Emma was very impressed with Tom’s sausage Bender.

2. I once went to a taboo party, my sausage bender was a great hit.

3. Jane had a friend once, he was a real sausage bender.

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026