Sauna Roulette 

A favourite past time enjoyed by gay men whereby a spiteful bottom will consume a curry, fresh cup of coffee or a handful of laxatives before attending a sauna or beat. The act of infiltrating an otherwise cleaned and prepped sauna and excreting a substantial amount of faeces over a top's penis, body or face, then escaping to the shadows laughing in hopes of preying on more tops.

For those with lactose intolerance, you may also consume milk or dairy products to induce a rapid bowel movement.

**To set the scene, it is a warm, summery Melbourne evening. Nick, a young, twinky gay man from Brunswick is bored and has just gone through a serious breakup. He spent the day working a 6am-1pm shift at the cafe down the road and has his Friday night off.
Nick: I'm so bored tonight! We've been in lockdown so long, I want to get out, explore and sleep with heaps of men to get back at Brad who just broke up with me.
Nick's bad conscience: Go to Wet on Wellington and shit on everyone!
Nick's good conscience: No Nick! You need to book in with your psychologist and work on getting through this breakup in a healthy manor.
Nick: hmmm...
***Several hours later, Nick is in the kitchen, staring at a large cucumber in his fridge, reminiscing about Brad, the boy he just went through a serious breakup with
Nick: Damn I miss Brad, he was amazing, he had a MASSIVE dong and a great personality!
***Nick looks at the leftover Lamb Rogan Josh on the second shelf in the fridge
Nick's bad conscience: Yeah you filthy bottom you! Have some of that and go to Wet! Spin the chamber and play some Sauna Roulette!
Nick's good conscience: No Nick! Don't go to Wet! You need to stay home, have a nice dinner, and a hot shower... not too long though, Brunswick has water restrictions at the moment and we need to think of the poor cattle farmers in central Australia that are struggling with drought! Also recycle!

Sauna Roulette by GayMelbourneBoy February 14, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004

disney money 

The changing in the value of money after entering Walt Disney World.

Husband...."I just spent over three hundred dollars to get my family and me into Walt Disney World. And, now they want me to pay fifteen dollars for a pen with Mickey on it? It took three hours to earn that much money."
Wife......."Stop being a tight wad. You're not spending real world money. You're spending Disney money."

disney money by Big CU December 27, 2007