Satan Christ

A fun combination of Satan and Jesus Christ, worshipped as the sole all-powerful homocidal sociopathic meta-being who is both evil and good, who enjoys both our joy and our suffering and who wishes both life and death upon us. Amen.

I believe in the lord Satan Christ, bringer of joy and woe. Hallelujah! Can I hear an amen?!

by gregjockca October 14, 2010

Satan Was A Christian

Jesus was a Satanist. Satan was a Christian.

"Jesus was a Satanist 'cause Satan goes to church. Satan was a Christian when the death bell rang for Lurch. He died a frankenbooger up his nostril with a seed. They buried him on Friday. Now his pumpkin Halloweed!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 30, 2023

Christian Sawan

term that implies a hot lebanese guy most likely to be christian

tim:you are Christian Sawan
samy:thanks

by words212 October 2, 2011