Sarges Sex Tape 

Sex tapes from a man who explains fairy tales in 2 minutes or less (also explains the sex videos to completion).
Other useful explanations include the following

It's a short one this week

Greasy meat resembling a bear

Unusual downpour

How we get chapped

I'll make it through Sarges Sex Tape if God doesnt smite us with a rain of used condoms

Sarges Sex Tape by A Minnesotan January 3, 2019