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Port Sanilac 

A failed tourist village with a population made up mostly of senior citizens. It attempts to be like Lexington but without the investment in business. It has a vibrant downtown area with 5 whole businesses, and a siren that goes off every day at noon, or when an old lady locks herself out of her house.
Person 1: I live in Port Sanilac.
Person 2: Where?
Person 1: An hour north of Port Huron.
Person 2: Oh, you mean the Florida of Michigan?
Person 1: That's the one.
Related Words

The Saneil Theorem 

For any projectile β in use in a typical gym match, involving any game with a projectile (volleyball, kickball, etc), the closer in proximity that the ball lands to Saniel, regardless of team or positive/negative effect, the more likely the situation is to go wrong and hurt the team.

See Corollary to the Saniel Theorem
The Saneil Theorem gaurantees success to anyone that hits the ball towards Saniel
The Saneil Theorem by ToshBoss January 22, 2020
A girl who's werid,smart, beautiful,nice,kind,sweet,caring, lovely,and fun.She will always have your back and never lie to you.She's a great girlfriend that will never cheat on,not be a gold digger,love you the way you are inside and outside,trust worthy,and we respect you.She the best friend you can ever have,she will forgive you sometimes, and she never let someone get in the best of her.
Girl:Omg like at that girl she's so a Sanzida
Other Girl:I agree with you,I wish I had a Sanzida
Sanzida by Sanzida January 31, 2017

Santilli'ed 

verb: to shit on someones chest

adj: to describe the feeling of utter embarrassment and humiliation
Wow man I just got a nuke in CoD, you got Santilli'ed
Santilli'ed by Im Cute69 April 17, 2011

Sandilucas 

To royally fuck up one's life in one or more ways.
He really sandilucased himself when he started dating that succubus
Sandilucas by Todd Jameson October 16, 2008

sanilnik 

Dirty vanity, or toilet. could also refer to a badly abused shitter. In some cases emits a foul odor. Avoid at all costs
yo! i ate some bad burritos - spent the whole night on the sanilnik.
sanilnik by russian P1mpers November 8, 2009