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Sanduski 

To force anal penetration upon one's victim, preferably in a shower while wearing some form of Penn State memorabilia.
"Mike's biggest fear when he was arrested for D.U.I. was that he'd be Sanduski'd in Jail".
Sanduski by xXSuperJudeXx November 12, 2011
Words you can keep

Sandusky pause 

When you inappropriately pause before answering a serious question or during the process of answering a serious question. Coined by Jerry Sandusky when pausing after asked by Bob Costas if he was sexually attracted to young boys.
Keith gave a Sandusky pause when asked by his HR rep if he was masturbating in front of Erin Andrews.

HR rep: Keith, did you or have you ever masturbated in front of Erin Andrews?

Keith: Masturbated in front of Erin Andrews? What? Like jerk off? In front of Erin Andrews? Are you serious? Come on. Masturbate in front of Erin Andrews? No. I--what? That's silly. I would never masturbate in front of her. No. I didn't masturbate in front of her.
Sandusky pause by hoboscratch1 November 15, 2011

Sandusky's Lair 

a place or location (often a locker room) where little boys and teens are taken to be abused for sexual pleasure of an older male.
Rumor has it that over 40 children have visited Sandusky's lair in the Penn State locker room over the last 10 years.
Sandusky's Lair by Your Fuqqin Boy December 27, 2011

Jerry Sanduskying 

A word derived from the assistant coach from Penn State who was accused of molesting boys in the shower.

This is a verb used to describe someone who is molesting boys. Can be used to describe one who is being dominated.

Can also be used to describe someone/someones who pick on a person who have little to no control over the situation
I don't want to be a part of that Fraternity. I hear they are Jerry Sanduskying each other.

Are you watching the Bears? They are Jerry Sandusking the Packers right now!
Jerry Sanduskying by titoliston November 7, 2011

no sandusky 

a reprievel plea one must claim after making a statement that can be taken as not only homosexual but pedophilesque and savage. Obviosly made popular by the vile atrocities committed by Jerry Sandusky.
Marshal: I was feeling his shaft and for it being bent that kid can stroke for only being 12.

Newman: Hello Jerry.....

Marshal: Huh, I'm talking about playing put-put you twisted fuck...

Newman:........

Marshal: No Sandusky

Newman: That's all you needed to say
no sandusky by meowcat904reloaded December 19, 2011

Sandusky Style 

A sexual style where one person acts like a pedophile faggot and the other acts like an unwilling very young boy.
Girl: I like it Sandusky Style

Guy: Damn, your a freak

Girl: Im going to take you from behind when you in the shower

Guy: Oh no i am not a little boy who's going to get it in the ass!

Girl: I thought you knew I was freaky, too bad
Sandusky Style by Droxi March 15, 2012

sandusky slap 

The slapping sound heard during anal intercourse in the shower.
I could hear the sandusky slapwhen I walked by the showers coach. Are you sure they were just horsing around?
sandusky slap by Pimp State November 12, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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