Skip to main content

San Ramon, CA 

San Ramon- Located about 35 miles East of San Farancisco in the San Ramon Valley. San Ramon is mostly white compared to other posts on here, but is growning increasingly with minorities. The average income in SR is about $105,000 a year. The average house in SR costs about 750,000.
You can expect too see Benz's Bimmer's, Denali's on dubs with hot ass moms driving them. On the weeknds you will expect to see the exotic cars out for a sunday drive, and my favorite, the show quality muscle cars.

California High School is the local high school for San Ramon and is regarded by neighboring high schools (San Ramon Valley High, Monte Vista High)as the Getto. Cuz the million dollar houses in San Ramon are more getto than the million dollar homes in Danville...riiight

Kids in San Ramon struggle to find things to do, there is the skate park which was so middle school, then there is IN and Out Burger which San Ramon kids wish they could claim, but the real spot is late night Nation's.

People in San Ramon typically vote Republican, rightfully so. Who wants to pay for someone else to slacks off while they work hard for what they have.

The best place for a high school reunion is El Balazo. Its cool a couple times then you start remembering why you didnt like them in High school.

San Ramon is a great place to raise a family with little to no crime.
Ps. the cops are always on the hunt
San Ramon, CA"
San Ramon, CA by Happy Cappy October 26, 2008
Words you can keep
More from Urban Dictionary

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
Next