the act of shiting on a womans tits and then sitting on them and sliding down her dody leaving a shit trail, or a muddy san francisco hill.
you take a dump on a girl then you sit on her and slide down her body and leave a shit smear on her. - the magical san francisco mud trolley. created by tim henson of the distorted view dailey show. www.distortedview.com/show
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"