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San Diego Swerve 

When a driver swerves in to the next lane to make an unnecessarily wide turn (or an illegal u-turn), despite the fact that there is plenty of space, needlessly endangering the vehicle to their left or right.

Often paired with other poor driving habits, such as the California roll, a San Diego Stop, or a San Francisco Stop (stopping more than 1/2 car length beyond the white line at a stop light).
Don't you just love it when someone rides the bicycle lane all the way up to the light, then pulls a hard San Diego Swerve while turning right on a red without stopping, nearly side-swiping your stopped car for no fucking reason?
San Diego Swerve by niktereuto September 26, 2018
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San Diego Soft Serve 

The San Diego soft serve is a sexual act that entails a young man consuming a series of laxatives, shortly after a young woman will reach through the young mans legs and pull down on his erect penis as he pushes out fecal matter in to her mouth.
Honey get the tarps, we are proforming the San Diego soft serve tonight.
San Diego Soft Serve by Rino1abc December 14, 2018

San Diego Soft Serve 

This is when a man pulls out after having intercourse in someone (the recipient) from behind. As he climaxes he shoots his load on the recipients back and places his mouth below the recipient as that individual stands up and lets the load drip into back into load shooter mouth.
He wasn't sure it would be very tasty but he seem to like it when she fed him a San Diego Soft Serve.
San Diego Soft Serve by bigdamo94 September 14, 2008