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Samuel T 

Samuel T is a mouth breather with an open bite. He is a closeted homosexual who rants about his sexual conquests with the opposite sex but secretly wishes to sleep with his homies. Don’t get me started on his penis size, the word “micro” doesn’t do it justice.
All in all, he is a sad excuse for a man n needs to come out Of the closet once and for all.
Samuel T by Mavrik89 June 23, 2020
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Samuel t. Klatt

A nerd who laughs at anything has two annoying cats and is occasionally cringe
Stop being a Samuel t. Klatt you cunt

Samuel Turenne 

Hes a fuckboy the biggest one of them all, he typically is known for flirting with every girl and sometimes even guys. His dick is so small and his heart is smaller. Being black makes him an even worse person. He just looks like shit at that point. Just stay away from him you wont regret it trust me.
Omg i rlly have to take a samuel turenne, im constipated.

samuel taylor

A highly conservative gentleman. Raised in the boy scouts and religious teachings. Proud of his righteous right-wing beliefs, enough to use slurs to defend a point (the negative consequences of which he usually blames on "overreactive leftists" than his own misconduct).
A Taylor believes all women should be housewives, especially his own. He will send his son to military school if he dares to like the colour pink. Typically works as an electrician or in another blue-collar occupation that he can call "real man's work".
"Did you hear that 20-year-old guy talking about how things were so much better in the 1950s? That guy's a real Samuel Taylor"

Kotturi Samuel teja 

I am going to my pavorite palace davavos here I learnt lott off englis
,God englis I educate mysel here for docto r

I cut my patience for there lovely hurt

I lob girls hurt they are very sopt
Recently I pailed in hindi alcho so I hopin to retrieve my hindi skills also

I has a small black pinnis I am hair style perso I lob style

I get angry chom time when my prends teej me then I text back like no other

I has sex but no gal lob me
I need a lot of lob
No gal becaj when I open my pant they chee hair longer than my pinni
Thich isch me

Samel tea!!😏
Teja was my best englis prend

Kid 2

Now that is why I am not your friend 😌
Kotturi Samuel teja
Kotturi Samuel teja by Davavoj November 23, 2021

Samuel Tan

He is the King. RAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Guy 1: Show it to us Samuel Tan

Samuel Tan : I AM THE KING. RAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Samuel Tan by spineless inc. February 13, 2023

Samuel Tallant 

Twitter And Internet Sensation, Gripped The World Of Twitter With His Humerous And Bitchy Tweets Under The Name ( PrinceTallant) . Celebrity Followers Include Shontelle Layne And Lady GaGa.
" Cant Wait For @PrinceTallant ( Samuel Tallant) To Diss Some Bitch "
Samuel Tallant by Lovedemon July 26, 2009
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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