Samtaro

a complete dingus; someone who is an absolute plug/tool and will scam you at any time of the day if given the opportunity. someone socially retarded but cute at the same time. a dingbat/dingleberry that usually gets bitten by small rodents.

wow, please stop being such a samtaro!

LOL GOD SAMTARO THAT WAS KNEE SLAPPING FUNNY BITCH!

Samtaro by mrcxo April 5, 2009

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Joshua Sammaron

A mexican kid who likes fortnite, he is really bad though and gets mad easily, he thinks he is the best.

He is a beta male and sounds like a rat who ate a whistle.

guy 1: Do you know Joshua Sammaron
guy 2: the one who likes fortnite
guy 1: yeah, he is really bad
guy 2: yeah, lol
Joshua Sammaron: s-shut up kid, your mom doesnt love you

Joshua Sammaron by DankYeet69 January 14, 2019

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Samaro

Noun: A sub-species of the hominid family indigenous to Central Texas. Spawning grounds are in South-Central Texas. Proud of Latino heritage and an avid fan of the Longhorns and a player of card games.

WARNING: The wily Samaro can be very unpredictable. Things known to agitate the feral Samaro include: Oil stains on his driveway, a lesser Wayno mis-dealing cards, and especially a common fuckhead throwing a football at his classic restored pickup truck.

Norling: "Dammit that's the third Earl Campbell I've dropped in the blue bucket."

Bushman: "That's kewl, just put it in a tortilla and give it to Samaro."

Samaro by Truant January 13, 2004

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spamtaro

Spamtaro is a wonderful creation. Featuring on random websites on the internet in a Metal Gear Solid Spoof movie.

He kicks ass! And appears randomly, and just is generally awsome!

Its Spamtaro time >=)

*freakishly frightening wierd funny noise* *(^"&*5&_%(^£(%&EOY&*^_(*^+{()&*%

ROFL!!!

spamtaro by WaNkMaStA tEaPoT + Co. July 24, 2005