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Another way of saying Samsung, as their modern phones are just rehashes of their earlier ones with features gone like the s pen not having Bluetooth and the new z fold 7 not having s pen functionality at all

Samsuck have really let go recently. Makes sense why Samsung = Boeing.

Samsuck by smoking & vaping is for losers August 14, 2025

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Samsuck

The Samsung version of crapple.

I got the new samsuck s26 ultra.

Samsuck by Apple=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing February 16, 2026

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Samsucker • sam sucks • sam sucksalot • sapsucker • sambucky • sacsucker • Salsucki • Samcuck • Samisuckingwhore • does sam suck olivias nuts

sambucky

a gay ship between sam wilson and bucky barnes that is the most amazing gay mcu ship since stevebucky. the chemistry they have is unmatched. the little jokes they make with each other are superior. this ship is everything and fans of this ship probably love stevebucky as well

sambucky is such a cute ship, i hope marvel makes them canon in the falcon and the winter soldier

sambucky by asecretxoxo January 1, 2021

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sapsucker

A person not high in social status. (i.e. lame, loser, chump, punk, ect.)

That dude ain't nothin' but a sapsucker.

You need to back up, you ol' sapsucker

sapsucker by bright_star May 13, 2005

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pinko commie bedwetting sapsucking twit

A person that you don't like. Must be used sparingly for it is a powerful insult that can make little kids cry.

Person A: "Hey, what's up?"
Person B: "Shutup, you pinko commie bedwetting sapsucking twit"
Person A: *runs home* *cries*
Powerful indeed.

pinko commie bedwetting sapsucking twit by Ashm33r October 22, 2006

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sacsucker

While getting a blow job the performer places one or both testicles in his oe her mouth and sucks them

Oh baby your are a good blowjob but your a great sacsucker

sacsucker by Chickenman June 12, 2003

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Samsucker

Similar to a bootlicker, this is an individual who has a vested and extracurricular interest in submitting to authority, specifically the united states government (i.e. uncle Sam). They are the type to get ass-raped and further submit to humiliation by sucking off the bloody cock.

Elon Musk talks a big game against the SEC but his company's subsidies, engagement with cancel culture, and requests for regulation make him more of a samsucker by his actions.

Samsucker by sovereign69420 July 19, 2021

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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