Samstank

When someone doesn't bathe for long periods of time, resulting in extremely greasy hair, dirty and oily skin, severe acne, and a horrid smell surrounding the person.

Boy 1 "Dude, her hair looks like someone squeezed a few big macs on her head!"

Boy 2 "Yeah man! She smells really bad, too."

Boy 1 "Ew, look at that acne!"

Boy 3 "Guys, she's got the Samstank."

by vamp25 May 2, 2010

Samstance

Whenever anyone purposely attempts to look like a bad ass (or a B.A. <_<) to look strong in a situation. This is expressed by putting hair in front of your eyes, pushing your back out and standing uberstraight, speaking in little or no words, and keeping your fists clenched.

"Man, I'd so totally profile that, but I'm afraid I'll get Samstanced."

by KDavis November 10, 2006

samstalker

A boy who stalks you for many years but denies it, remembers everything you say cause he listens and hides in the bushes with his binoculars. But really he’s nice!

I know this boy he’s a right samstalker, he won’t leave me alone!!

by Mrbooby April 8, 2019