Samstank

When someone doesn't bathe for long periods of time, resulting in extremely greasy hair, dirty and oily skin, severe acne, and a horrid smell surrounding the person.

Boy 1 "Dude, her hair looks like someone squeezed a few big macs on her head!"

Boy 2 "Yeah man! She smells really bad, too."

Boy 1 "Ew, look at that acne!"

Boy 3 "Guys, she's got the Samstank."

Samstank by vamp25 May 2, 2010

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Samstance

Whenever anyone purposely attempts to look like a bad ass (or a B.A. <_<) to look strong in a situation. This is expressed by putting hair in front of your eyes, pushing your back out and standing uberstraight, speaking in little or no words, and keeping your fists clenched.

"Man, I'd so totally profile that, but I'm afraid I'll get Samstanced."

Samstance by KDavis November 10, 2006

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Samstank • samstalker • Samstance

samstalker

A boy who stalks you for many years but denies it, remembers everything you say cause he listens and hides in the bushes with his binoculars. But really he’s nice!

I know this boy he’s a right samstalker, he won’t leave me alone!!

samstalker by Mrbooby April 8, 2019

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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