by PeakedInElementarySchool November 13, 2019
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Averages 2 points a game and has an IQ of a blanched potatoe
Averages 2 points a game and has an IQ of a blanched potatoe
by NotVarun January 24, 2019
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an alias describing the alter ego of a person when they are drunk, high, enraged ETC. When a sam goes from sam to sammy p all hell is about to break loose, mountains collide and the sky cracks, this most commonly occurs after the use of alcohol or ketamine or possibly just boredom.
by sammy_p-02 October 6, 2020
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Noun: "Sammy Patch" or "Patch" A southern slang term for a classic sandwhich or hoagie or hero or meat and bread.
"Yo homie let me get a snibbet off your fresh azz Sammy Patch"
"That looks like a hot patch, I can hold that?"
"That looks like a hot patch, I can hold that?"
by Boris Wong May 23, 2008
Get the Sammy Patch mug.Sammy puppy is the best pupper out there. I love my Sammy puppy. Sam in general is the best person you’ll ever meet. 100 % guaranteed. He is so kind caring and loyal and wants nothing but the best for you. His smile will kill you in an instant. It’s so contagious and his laugh will make your day. He lights up a room and everyone LOVES him. His hair is so fluffy and amazing. If very tempting to play with. He has the most beautiful brown eyes that you can just get lost in all day. He is so loving and VERY ROMANTIC. Once you open him up, you’ll find it to be completely worth it as his love for you is unconditional and he will never judge you. You can trust him with all your secrets and whenever he isn’t around you won’t feel complete as a person. You need a Sam in your life. If you have one KEEP HIM.
by Ilovesammyboy123 November 21, 2021
Get the Sammy puppy mug.First seen in his song entitled "I Can't Drive 55" it describes the notion that it is physically impossible for Sammy Hagar to travel at the speed of 55 mph (miles per hour). No matter what mode of transportation whether it is a car, bike, airplane, etc, it is impossible for him to travel exactly 55 mph. The speedometer on any transportation device that Sammy Hagar occupies will never read the speed of 55 mph. Instead it will skip over 55 mph to 56 mph or 54 mph (depending on whether the vehicle is increasing or deceasing speed). Therefore, it is thought that perhaps Sammy Hagar possess some power that allows him to bend time and space to his will, but only at the speed of 55 mph. This act of bending time and space is currently being researched by Professor Stephen Hawking the British theoretical physicist.
I saw Sammy Hagar today in his car with one foot on the brake and one on the gas and i swear that he couldn't go 55 mph...its that damn Sammy Hagar paradox
When ever Sammy Hagar looks at a 55 mph speed limit sign it spontaneously combust
You can take Sammy Hagar's licence and post his face, wanted dead or alive, but it doesn't matter because he can't drive 55
When ever Sammy Hagar looks at a 55 mph speed limit sign it spontaneously combust
You can take Sammy Hagar's licence and post his face, wanted dead or alive, but it doesn't matter because he can't drive 55
by El Oso Blanco June 23, 2010
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