Samapotomus 

A creature that is large in size, a little bit larger than a hippopotomus. Also very lazy.

Here is the wild Samapotomus in their natural habitat, notice how they can only take 5 steps before having to take a seat. and notice how it is telling every person their life story even though no one cares. OH now they ask random questions that make everyone feel akward.

Samapotomus by ruis April 19, 2010

Swagapotomus

Someone who is really awesome. Or a leader who has great style.

*Teacher walks into room*: "Hello class"
Class:"hello swagapotomus"

Swagapotomus by PythonJohn October 26, 2010

Sadpotomus 

A general feeling of hurt and disgust when presented with a happypotomus.

Ugh, I felt so sadpotomus when I saw that happypotomus.

Sadpotomus by Daniel_Fan#6 June 19, 2025