Samapotomus 

A creature that is large in size, a little bit larger than a hippopotomus. Also very lazy.

Here is the wild Samapotomus in their natural habitat, notice how they can only take 5 steps before having to take a seat. and notice how it is telling every person their life story even though no one cares. OH now they ask random questions that make everyone feel akward.

Samapotomus by ruis April 19, 2010

Swagapotomus

Someone who is really awesome. Or a leader who has great style.

*Teacher walks into room*: "Hello class"
Class:"hello swagapotomus"

Swagapotomus by PythonJohn October 26, 2010

Sadpotomus 

A general feeling of hurt and disgust when presented with a happypotomus.

Ugh, I felt so sadpotomus when I saw that happypotomus.

Sadpotomus by Daniel_Fan#6 June 19, 2025

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022