A creature that is large in size, a little bit larger than a hippopotomus. Also very lazy.
Here is the wild Samapotomus in their natural habitat, notice how they can only take 5 steps before having to take a seat. and notice how it is telling every person their life story even though no one cares. OH now they ask random questions that make everyone feel akward.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!