Salty Vag

1:self explanatory
2: someone who is being a sour puss, dickhead or r-tard.
3: someone who needs a douche

"Dont Be Such A Salty Vag"

"I wasn't expecting to have salty crackers with that pussy meat!"

Salty Vag by Jamesmcspanks December 9, 2008

Salty Vag

Referring to or in reference of a Vagina that has a salty or sweaty flavour or essence.

Damn dude, I can't wait to get some salty vag after that chick gets done on the starmaster.

Salty Vag by the BEAVE May 13, 2005

Salty Vagina 

When members of the opposite crew hate on your crew cause you fix shit and make them looks like lazy pieces of shit.

Hey Joe grab your tools it's time to bail the salty vaginas, Ralph and Waldo are here to relieve us.

Salty Vagina by OneWorkingMan November 2, 2018

Salty Vagina 

A name given to a person that is stuck up and/or a real faggot. Also when a hairy individual has sex with a chick and the sweat drips down into her vag and he licks her out.

Jon - That kid just ignored us when we said hello
Hirry - Yes, what a salty vagina

Brendan - OMG this chick last night has the biggest salty vagina, maybe i sould have a shave.
Rupert- Yeah, maybe you should you fucker!

Salty Vagina by X Rated Pornstar August 3, 2010

Vaginal Salt 

A fine salt that is obtained by extracting any form of discharge from you friend/partner's vagina, letting it dry and grinding it up into a fine powder.

This powder can then be snorted or added onto food as a seasoning.

I snorted my girlfriend's vaginal salt the other day, I think it took our relationship to the next level.

Vaginal Salt by SaltierBoi July 31, 2019