A salt beaver is a tweaker who goes to an afterparty after an already long night. Salt beavers take cabs everywhere and are higher order mammals when compared to the ill-favored swamp donkey.
Cab driver: "Why are you talking politics to me, you "Salt beaver"? Why don't you get to bed at a reasonable hour?"
by Starrbird January 23, 2009
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by notasaltbeaterbecauseitsbad February 24, 2009
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