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Saint Anselm College 

Saint Anselm is a private Benedictine liberal arts college located on a hilltop in Manchester, N.H. Saint A's was founded in 1889 by the world's oldest religious order, the Benedictines—a Catholic order. There are approx. 2000 students, with students from 28 states and 21 countries.

Saint Anselm fields 20 men's and women's varsity teams, which compete in NCAA Division II. Member of two Athletic Conferences Division: Northeast-10 and ECAC. Their mascot is a Hawk.

Saint Anselm is also known as "SAC"
I applied to Saint Anselm College, then failed out after the first semester.....
Saint Anselm College by Murphy A December 11, 2008
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Saint Anselm College 

A small ass college thinking it resides in Manchester NH but it actually is in Goffstown. Chances of you getting an A on anything is slim to nothing. Girls have way to much respect for themselves to put out on a regular basis. Most people become alcoholics to deal with their struggle. Weekends are the only plus. Food is overrated. Known as the SAC meaning Shitty Ass College.
Guy 1- I am getting laid this weekend.
Guy 2- Lets be serious you go to Saint Anselm College

Guy 1- I go to Saint Anselm College
Guy 2- Oh damn that just sucks.

Saint Anselm College 

Petty fiefdom of warlord Fababa the Hutt. Comrade Commissar and Dolores Umbridge run the school with a colorful fist. Only school in the nation that needs an AA club.

THERE'S PEOPLE IN THE FOOD! On a more serious note, the food is worse than Valley Street Maximum Security Jail just 10 minutes away in the heart of the Queen City (t's very nice there). Highest recorded body count: 116, record goes to Joe. This poster knows of at least two brothels (greek life) on campus.

FUN FACT: Simping was invented in 1992 on September 25th at precisely 10:22 PM at Saint Ass when John Simp couldn't get it up with the girl's hockey captain.

"Too many stairs, 6/10" - IGN
"Smelly" - Particular Student Leader
"DIRTYYYYY DOMMMMMMMMMM" - Dead man
"Dom gave me gonorrhea, never trust a dom rat" - That dude in Hil
"Did you know that Uppers has A/C in every town house, but they only turn it on during Alumni weekend in the summer because admin is fucking misers?" - Ex Staff Member
"One of the monks just banned me from Dom" - Dom Rat
"Not enough chins" - Uppers Slut

Only thing Physical Pant is good for is hiring old washed out white doods.
SAC Student: I graduated Saint As with straight 'A's
UNH Student: Wow, congratulations, you must be very smart
SAC Student: Nah, I just blew the president

Local: Wow, you go to Saint As? Tulsi Gabbard was just there, did you see her?
SAC Student: No, I was too busy downing a couple kegs with my buddy dead on the couch

News Headline: "CDC investigating reports that COVID-19 originated from Dominic Hall in the Spring of 2019"

THERE IS NO MOLD AT SAINT ANSELM COLLEGE

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026