by yeah ok June 10, 2020
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One classic shaggy dog story involves a man named Hugh who is out to stop a couple of monks from growing flowers for money:
"Remember Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars."
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"Remember Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars."
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by al-in-chgo March 13, 2010
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"Business has picked up - we're coming into Shaggy Dog City"
"Did you seem the game on Saturday? Man U are coming into Shaggy Dog City!"
"Did you seem the game on Saturday? Man U are coming into Shaggy Dog City!"
by Steve Steve the Steve July 26, 2018
Get the Coming into Shaggy Dog City mug.A joke, usually long, with a silly premise, often involving talking animals. Named for a classic joke involving a lost shaggy dog. Punch line: "Not that shaggy!"
by cornholio October 11, 2003
Get the Shaggy dog story mug.This sexual maneuver is undertaken while having anal sex with a woman in the doggy style position, and then proceeding to pee in her butt prior to climax.
(Note: The biological feasibility of this act is still under investigation.)
(Note: The biological feasibility of this act is still under investigation.)
by frush July 5, 2009
Get the Soggy Dog mug.a shaggy dog is a person, not an animal with an overly long fringe or hair cut. this makes them look like a dog with long hair. they are generally beautiful people underneath and dont always use their head to mop floors
'woah she looks like a shaggy dog'
by miami101 April 1, 2009
Get the Shaggy dog mug.A long, harrowing tale often beset by misfortunes that the protagonist endures, only for all his/her/its/their victories to be rendered pointless in one move.
The quintessential shaggy dog story goes like this: One day, a man was hiking when he had a terrible fall. Then, he was discovered by a shaggy dog. The man worked through the pain to take the dog home. After tending his injuries and feeding the dog, he discovers in the papers that a rich couple were looking for a shaggy dog, and were offering a reward for anyone who found it. The man then sold everything he could think of to buy a ticket to the owner's residence area. He even paid extra for handling the dog. When the man landed, he scraped just enough money to get a car. He went to the dog's owner's mansion, but missed the gate. When the man got to the door, he and the dog were shot dead by a guard.
by Intelligence001 November 16, 2020
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