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Unexpectedly deficating on a sexual partner while wearing a turtleneck.
-Oh man, you know good carpet cleaner? Tiana got me good last night with that Sagan Surprise.
-Chipotles new chorizo has really been spicing up my Sagan Surprise.
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by Itslunchbox February 19, 2017
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