Definitions by Itslunchbox

Sagan Surprise 

Unexpectedly deficating on a sexual partner while wearing a turtleneck.

-Oh man, you know good carpet cleaner? Tiana got me good last night with that Sagan Surprise.
-Chipotles new chorizo has really been spicing up my Sagan Surprise.

Sagan Surprise by Itslunchbox February 19, 2017