Safe Fuck

Get a dildo!!!!!!! The girl will absolutly love it. That way, you can kiss her and fuck her at the same time with no risks.

My boyfriend and me had a safe fuck because he had a dildo.

by SarahProkochuk March 15, 2008

fucking safe as fuck

something really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, good. used in general conversation - invented by the goldie lookin' chain

Primark clothes are fucking safe as fuck.

by Milo man February 09, 2004

Safe as Fuck

extension of safe, used by hardcore welsh gangster rappers the GLC. meaning that is 'cool as hell', 'really rather fabulous' or can be used as a farewell.

Punk1: hey bro, im shootin off to the megabowl down stretham to get my balls polished
punk2: safe as fuck bro, laters.
Punk1: safe as fuck

by Bizzy frezzay November 21, 2005

Safe as fuck

Perverted from the British slang safe, which meant everything from cool to "hello", depending upon context, "safe as fuck" is used to refer to being high, low, or stoned in any context, whether intentionally or not. There is an aspect of the term that is connected to just how out-of-touch the person using the term is; generally, if someone is high enough to use the term, they are only safe in their own minds and should not drive, operate machinery, etc.

Person 1: "Mate, are you fuckin' high?"
Person 2: "Safe as fuck, man, safe as FUCK."

by BaddestMFintheValley March 06, 2011

Safe as Fuck

Used by the ever growing Chav culture in England to describe an object, event or doing of something to be realy great. Often spelt Safe as, or Safe as fuk.
Alternatives are:

Off the box
Mint
cushtie

Ya m8 dats safe as fuck!
Leah bond aint safe as fuk mush!

by Cribbo December 11, 2005

safe as fuck

use also as a greeting

guy 1, safe?

guy 2, safe as fuck bruv init :)

by EQ January 21, 2008

I was FUCKING safe!

The most famous words ever uttered in baseball towards the umpire

"What?! he didn't even catch the ball! I was FUCKING safe!"

by Dr. Stark October 13, 2009