Definitions by Cribbo

Safe as Fuck 

Used by the ever growing Chav culture in England to describe an object, event or doing of something to be realy great. Often spelt Safe as, or Safe as fuk.
Alternatives are:

Off the box
Mint
cushtie

Ya m8 dats safe as fuck!
Leah bond aint safe as fuk mush!

Safe as Fuck by Cribbo December 28, 2005