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Safe & Sane Surfer

Someone who purports to a hard-core pyro, but is afraid to light anything more exciting than a Morning Glory sparkler.
Look at those two dweebs, Chris and Zoe - they’re such a pair of Safe & Sane Surfers!
by Ratskrad December 30, 2021
mugGet the Safe & Sane Surfermug.

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