Saddlebag

When you have a woman in the scissor position, drape your balls over her taint (like a saddle) and let each one of your nuts rest on each of her holes, causing suction on your balls

1. Get over here so I can saddlebag you underneath the coffee table you little whore

by Jsquizzles August 9, 2006

Saddlebag Titties

Main Entry: Saddlebag Titties
Function: Noun

When a woman with Big Country Titties takes off her bra and lies on her back, her sagging tits are pulled by gravity to either side of her torso, thus they look like a pair of saddlebags on a horse and resemble mammery glands but little.

Tit Lover#1: Dude! How'd the cans look on the one you took home last night?

Tit Lover#2: Meh, she got naked, on her back, and blamo! Saddlebag titties! After that, my wobbly bits went soft on me.

Tit Lover#1: For fucks sake man! All you had to do was cup them back into Big Country Titties with your hands fool!

Tit Lover#2: Well Shit Man Damn!

by bolillo loco December 27, 2009

saddlebag with eyes

Used to describe the face of a person who through age, weathering or too much time in the tanning salon has become over leathery.

I really used to fancy that check out woman from Tesco's however it appears that she must have bought a sunbed for herself and used it constantly for the past 3 months. She served me the other day and her face was like a saddlebag with eyes.

by Big Jack's Bollocks May 15, 2017

saggy saddlebag

a name for the overused female genitals i.e. a bucket.

fucking her saggy saddlebag didnt give me an immense amount of pleasure.

by Fresh May 5, 2003

Texas Saddlebag

The act of ejaculating into a condom, taking it off and tying it up, shouting yeehaw whilst spinning it in the air, and popping over your partner's head. The question of wether it's during sex or not is your choice.

My husband told me he had a suprise, and he gave me a Texas Saddlebag!

by HeWhoShantbeNamed January 15, 2011

saggy saddlebag

When you are at a public swimming pool and you see an old man sitting on the edge or the shallow end and his balls are hanging out of his swimming trunks.

"That old dude has a serious case of saggy saddlebags. Gross!"

by Curtis R. September 19, 2003

sandler saddlebag

when a girl is giving you head under a blanket, quickly grab the blanket and pull her head down tight and fart. this is very good for getting revenge on a chick.

After eating a ton of rotten beans and being in the playful attitude he always is, Ryan performed the Sandler Saddlebag on his lady-friend during the movie.

by Sean May 10, 2003