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Sad puppy 

A feeling of sadness in the morning after doing something really embarrassing or bad, usually because of the overconsumption of alcohol the night before
I blacked out so hard last night and now I’m so sad puppy
Sad puppy by sadsadpuppy February 27, 2019
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Sad Puppy 

A male pushover-type who consistently bows down to females. When the Sad Puppy finally gets involved in a relationship, he usually gets dumped in weeks or months, not years. Rarely the initiator of a breakup.
My Ex-boyfriend really loved me but he was such a sad puppy I couldn't stand him after a while. Now I'm with a real asshole and things couldn't be better.
Sad Puppy by Dezrespect December 26, 2008

sad puppy 

it is when a girl has a very loose vagina.
damn brittany is a sad puppy.
sad puppy by nigggaplease January 27, 2010

Sad Puppy 

When your stomach overlaps your pants, but it’s still cute
I ate way too much food, my sad puppy is showing through
Sad Puppy by Smart-ass14 May 13, 2018

Sad puppy 

When you hang your best friend's dog from a ceiling fan and proceed to use it as a cum sock from further on.
Man your dog is the best! My favorite sad puppy ever.
Sad puppy by jiggernaut420 February 15, 2024

Sad Puppy Syndrome 

1. An intense need for constant companionship or affection.

2. A relationship where one or both people is completely codependent on the other and cannot bear to let them leave their side.
Girl 1: "Aww, that girl from our Spanish class is crying because her boyfriend is out of town..."
Girl 2: "That's total Sad Puppy Syndrome."

The Sad puppy dog 

An ex (usually an unfaithful abusive cheating and or all out douchebag) will act pathetic sad and or suicidal to make u feel bad and to get back together
You see Mike he's using the sad puppy dog to get back with his ex what a douchebag
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