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Sketting and Jetting

I’m seeing josh tonight
Are you thinking about sketting and jetting?

tacketting  

The act of secretly masturbating to gay porn.
I was tacketting to guys having sex as my mother was in the other room.
tacketting by Rosacea Mederma April 13, 2009

Hacketting 

the act of throwing a condom (normally a big black one) in someones face for them to put on just before sex
Matt saw Kylie hacketting Martin before he penetrated her
Hacketting by Nicky Turner January 9, 2012
I gave Erik good socketing last night.
socketing by kwanker February 21, 2021

Sicketating 

A combination of (sick) and (fascinating) gives you 'sicketating'. Meaning something is just all around fucking brilliant. Must be said with a lot emphasis on the 's' therefore not advised to those with a lisp or gay lisp or both.
Professor Brian Cox really is sicketating.

Have you seen the Primavera line up for this year? It's sssicketating.
Sicketating by wolleyball April 24, 2010
The act of attempting to sexually please one who is in a relationship.
Uhhh. Why is the girl sketting with me? I already have a woman
Sketting by SketKing November 8, 2018