A combination of the words "swim" and "golf". Swolf is a common game played by swimmers in which ones time for a lap is added to the number of strokes that they have taken to the time it took to swim the laps.
I swam two laps in 30 seconds and took 25 strokes. My swolf score was 55!
The act of getting blood to your showcase muscles (pecs, shoulders, biceps) prior to entering a beach, pool, hot tub or anywhere you take your shirt off. This is often done by men through push ups, pull ups and bicep curls making them look "beach swole" in an attempt to impress women. "Beach Swole" generally lasts 30-45 min before the blood leaves your showcase muscles.
Isaac: "Hey bro, lets do some push ups before we go poolside- I heard there's some good looking woman."
Ceasar: " Lets do it. I don't mind getting "beach swole" before we go over there."
A general term for when one goes to the gym to tone their muscles, particularly referencing the bicep and pectoral regions of the body. The term can be further used to generalize any form of working out that stresses muscle hypertrophy, particularly that which fosters muscle growth with a goal of making a male more attractive to potential mates. This form of physical activity may be undertaken to express frustrations with work, women, or any form of extraneous stress.
Commonly used with the prepositional phrase as follows: "Gettin' swollz on." Also, used as an adjective to describe things that make you want to work out to relieve stress in the case of the phrase "swollz fuel." The phrase is commonly used in close proximity to the interjectory or exclamatory question, "ya digg??" The word/accompanying phrases is/are often capitalized to stress its importance to everyday life.
"Imma bout to go to the gym to get my swollz on wit pops, ya digg??"
"Hella Swollz gonna get got 2morrow, yall...ya digg??"
A sculpted, muscular young man of Hispanic origin who engages in bodybuilding exercises 100℅ focused on aesthetics, often at night. Often appears well-coiffed at the gym with tight-fitting athletic clothes and checks himself out in the mirror frequently. Especially common in the Greater Miami area.
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.