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1- means to suck ones own dick.
2- An insult

cock- your gay.
dick- fuck you bitch!
cock- go suck your own!

suck your own by vin July 23, 2004

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suck your own

Haven't you ever heard that one?
Not quite like the French "you suck hairy balls", but close
YEAH DAMMIT!

Shit: Yo, fagget! I'll punch you in the balls!
Fuck: You might as well suck your own instead, cause I got NOOO balllz!
Shit: I bet you ate em!
Fuck: I bet I'll eat your too!
Shit: Not before I ejaculate all over your turd face!

suck your own by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix January 21, 2004

Suck your own dick

When a person constantly brags and/or talks about themselves to anyone within earshot.

DeeDee: Did you have fun at the bar last night with Danny?

NJ: Eh, I couldn't really get a word in because he just sucked his own dick the whole time.

DeeDee: What! I didn't know you could suck your own dick.

NJ: I just mean he wouldn't talk about anything except for how cool he is. I don't care how many famous people he hangs out with or how many parties he gets invited to, but that's all he cares about.

Suck your own dick by Bratarle January 9, 2014

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Suck your own tail

To orally stimulate ones own penis

"DAVID....Clean your room!"

"Go Suck your own tail"

Suck your own tail by Sam the Man December 4, 2003

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Suck Your Own Nipps

Something that is said to someone when they are pissed.
Nipps = Nipples

Boy: I hate you.

Girl: GO SUCK YOUR OWN NIPPS!

Suck Your Own Nipps by Gabriel Janusios April 3, 2010

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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