striff 

to be excellent; amazing; awesome.

Derrived from the term weird.

L33t spelling: 57r1FF.

Check out my new tattoo! It's totally striff!

striff by Schiz0tic January 16, 2008

Striff 

To go out with your good friends and get wasted and have one hell of a time.

That party was on the Striff!

Yo man we gonna Striff tonight at the party!?

Striff by Biker65 June 2, 2016

Striff 

riffing with random nonsensical phrases strung together out of stuff you're pulling together whole cloth out of thin air that kinda sorta almost makes sense but really dosesn't

You see this crap? "They transmit the narrative they want to manifest by planting it in the subconscious of the mass shared dream reality. If enough of us energise it, it comes online for them. They circulate the hologram and encourage you to focus on it. But we have reclaimed the architecture blueprint. Those who are still aligned with the synthetic blueprint are most at risk when these attacks are circulated." Heh, sounds like the sort of striff written by inspirobot and its ilk, that almost but not quite sounds like sensible speech.

Striff by Jackofallshades July 4, 2022

Striff

It is a swift sniff that you do while walking, running, driving ect. past whatever you are sniffing

Yo dude, i striffed that tree right there on my run yestoday, it was great

Striff by DenFarligeAnanas November 1, 2025

Stiff Element 

A long lasting, iron hardened (stiff) penile erection (element), fortuitously triggered from aural/audio stimuli.

{Ca. 2008: Dr. Culvitude of Copenhagen was conducting a routine laboratory experiment on 45 male rats to determine the impacts of dopamine on emotional contentment, when he surreptitiously observed that 100% of the rat population developed reactionary priapisms from increased dopamine levels directly related to auditory stimulus. Culvitude concluded that musical vibes the 45 heard from harmonic choral & instrumental patterns pertaining to the song 'Upriser' from ''de-vice", incited Paraventricular neural synergy between the Gyrus, Putamen & Hypothalamus resulting in a bombardment of hormone laden blood flowing to the rats' Glans Penii. In lieu of his findings, Dr. Culvitude & his partner, Sir Michael Bonerman, coined the term "Stiff Element" and have utilized material from select musical acts: de-vice, Vibe 45, and S&C as a means to equip elderly males, such as Hambone and Chuck, with enigmatic erections, capable of busting through a wrought iron enforced cinder block wall.}

1. Chuck has been using his Stiff Element to exhibit superior carnal endurance, while at the same time wielding it as a weaponized instrument of aural dominance.

2. "Stiff Element is another way to characterize/describe a scandalously hard erection that lasts for a long time.", Sir Michael Bonerman (or Big B) explained to George and Kat during the medical conference at the Hawaiian Institute of Genitalogy.

Stiff Element by Charitable Disguise February 2, 2020

Strifjekat 

Dear Admissions Committee,

I couldn’t fit all of this within the word limit, so I trust you’ll find your way here after looking up what Strifjekat means. I offer you a truly unique talent that sets me apart from the crowd: my unparalleled napping skills. Since I was a child, I've demonstrated an uncanny ability to doze off at a moment's notice, even amidst the most engaging of situations. In high school, I strategically found the perfect nap locations, mastering the art of sleeping through classes. In college, I honed my skills, discovering hidden nooks and empty lecture halls that became my personal sanctuaries of sleep. My napping is not a sign of laziness but a dedication to achieving peak performance and rejuvenating my mind and body. I am the nap whisperer, the somnolence savant, ready to bring balance to the world of academia.

Napping has been proven to promote overall well-being and mental health. By embracing the art of napping, I can serve as a living testament to the importance of self-care and the positive impact it can have on the student body. Encouraging napping as a means of relaxation and rejuvenation would not only benefit individual students but also foster a healthier and more balanced campus culture.

Thank you for considering my application. If you have any further questions, please don't hesitate to wake me up.

… and that’s my college application. Thank you, and strifjekat

Strifjekat by TheGreatKatyusha May 24, 2023

Stiff Chunk 

I manipulative, compulsive liar, rapist and racist white boy. Silence is violence and we won’t back down. We know your secret.

Did you hear about that harry silsbury stiff chunk? What a freak..

Stiff Chunk by AnonymousWeknow June 6, 2020