Stairmaster
A legend who is known to have sexual intercourse under flights of stairs at John Marshal High School. He Is now graduated and living the sauce life.
Stairmaster by stairmasterisgnarly January 19, 2014
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stairmaster
stairmaster by chad&friends April 15, 2003
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Stairmaster by Stairmaster August 5, 2004
Cleveland Stairmaster
While walking up a flight of stairs, taking a projectile shit or sharting (fart & shit at the same time) on the person behind you.
Guy 1: Dude you wouldn't believe what my girl did last night!
Guy 2: She didn't fake it?
Guy 1: Nah, I was walking up stairs behind her and smacked her ass and she suprised me with a Cleveland Stairmaster!
Guy 2: Dude....
Guy 2: She didn't fake it?
Guy 1: Nah, I was walking up stairs behind her and smacked her ass and she suprised me with a Cleveland Stairmaster!
Guy 2: Dude....
Cleveland Stairmaster by Skadandy88 December 14, 2010
organic stairmaster
I'm gonna go get some exercise on the organic stairmaster.
I climbed every organic stairmaster in Florida the other day.
The organic stairmaster sure tires out Fluffy.
I climbed every organic stairmaster in Florida the other day.
The organic stairmaster sure tires out Fluffy.
organic stairmaster by I'mwithBeardy April 9, 2010
Word of the Day on October 28, 2010
rowing machine and stairmaster
A term for a manual transmission in an automobile, with the rowing machine being the gearshift and the stairmaster being the clutch pedal.
"This is gonna be the last BMW M5 with the rowing machine and stairmaster!"
Most cars sold in Europe use the rowing machine and stairmaster.
Most cars sold in Europe use the rowing machine and stairmaster.
rowing machine and stairmaster by NuttyJ January 12, 2006
stairmasterbating
To engage in an intense exercise or fitness regime which causes one to ignore relationships and responsibilities; usually a short-lived affair seen at the beginning of the year and immediately prior to bikini season.
Jessica: "Sorry I didn't call you back. I was on the treadmill. I love the way I feel now that I'm losing weight!"
Martin: "Well, I swear to God, if you don't answer the phone again because you're stairmasterbating I'm going to come over and poke Rocky Road down your throat."
Martin: "Well, I swear to God, if you don't answer the phone again because you're stairmasterbating I'm going to come over and poke Rocky Road down your throat."
stairmasterbating by vaguelyethnic March 29, 2010
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