Stainmaster
Holy Crap John! That fart sounded like a serious Stainmaster! That ones is going to leave a skid mark for sure!
Stainmaster by endopretendo April 7, 2011
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Stairmaster
A legend who is known to have sexual intercourse under flights of stairs at John Marshal High School. He Is now graduated and living the sauce life.
Stairmaster by stairmasterisgnarly January 19, 2014
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stairmasterbating
To engage in an intense exercise or fitness regime which causes one to ignore relationships and responsibilities; usually a short-lived affair seen at the beginning of the year and immediately prior to bikini season.
Jessica: "Sorry I didn't call you back. I was on the treadmill. I love the way I feel now that I'm losing weight!"
Martin: "Well, I swear to God, if you don't answer the phone again because you're stairmasterbating I'm going to come over and poke Rocky Road down your throat."
Martin: "Well, I swear to God, if you don't answer the phone again because you're stairmasterbating I'm going to come over and poke Rocky Road down your throat."
stairmasterbating by vaguelyethnic March 29, 2010
Stackmaster
A stackmaster is someone who collectively gets them hoes. Not to be confused with a slut, a stackmaster is a compliment.
Stackmaster by flyingdonkey August 18, 2018
Smaimaster
Smaimaster by TheAustraliangovernmentlol July 29, 2019
Cleveland Stairmaster
While walking up a flight of stairs, taking a projectile shit or sharting (fart & shit at the same time) on the person behind you.
Guy 1: Dude you wouldn't believe what my girl did last night!
Guy 2: She didn't fake it?
Guy 1: Nah, I was walking up stairs behind her and smacked her ass and she suprised me with a Cleveland Stairmaster!
Guy 2: Dude....
Guy 2: She didn't fake it?
Guy 1: Nah, I was walking up stairs behind her and smacked her ass and she suprised me with a Cleveland Stairmaster!
Guy 2: Dude....
Cleveland Stairmaster by Skadandy88 December 14, 2010
staremaster
A person who stares at you relentlessly and continuously....on and on or over and over......just cant take their eyes off of you! A person that watches your every move, for reasons of jealousy, envy, or just plain nosiness!!!
staremaster by biggfoxx January 13, 2011
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