spare me

Usually said in a sentence while someone's trying to tell you b/s, lie, or whatever. You just don't want to hear it anymore.

Boyfriend: I swear I didn't cheat! She went on top----
Girlfriend: You know what, Spare me the details and drama. We're through.

by SparexMe_Loser December 26, 2009

spare me

1. your not funny

2.y r u tlkn 2 me?

p1: y did the chiken cross the road?

p2: spare me lozr

by williamstown February 7, 2009

Spare me some coochie ma’am

Famous words from squidwards self after no nut November.

Spare me some coochie ma’am means giving squidward that fresh stuff

by Swiftyboilad12 November 4, 2018

Spare Me Some Shit

It basically means to leave someone alone when they do something wrong. Also used as "spare me some". Example: at work, you may have done something wrong. Your boss is screaming at you, and you use this phrase.

Boss: "You idiot! You made this company lose one billion dollars!" You: "Calm down boss. I'll pay it back. Spare me some shit."

by Singled_Out_alone May 11, 2014

spark me up

to smoke your friend out

Friend: you got da J

you: ya nigga

Friend: spark me up

you: aight

by Chrisjk84 November 8, 2013

Space Me

1. When you meet new people out or perhaps you're reconnecting with a long lost somebody, suggest they look you up on MySpace. Maybe you're short on time and can't play catch-up right then. This is the super simple way of saying "keep in touch", "later", "text me" or "call me", etc. (Because puhleeese, everybody and their uncle has a MySpace profile.)

2. When you're blowing someone off but not trying to look like a total sub-zero ice queen.

1. On her way out the door she blew air-kisses to her friends, waved and departed by enthusiastically saying, "Space Me!"

2. He was my brothers friend so I was playing nice even though he was lookin' kinda janky with his busted faux-hawk. I let him chat me up but when he asked for the digits I said, "Oh, yeah...just Space Me at.....". Since I have a private account, he won't have an all-access pass to me or my hot friends.

by her_nimbleness February 1, 2008

scare me!

someone's screaming at you, threatening you with non-bodily harm and has no actual power.

a peer, at work, or someone in a lesser position, gets angry and threatens to have you fired...your response would be:

"scare me, low rent." (accent on "me")

by heliotrope September 2, 2005