SOPS

Acronym for Sudden Onset Painful Shits. Occurs at random, often in the middle of the night, and can have multiple bouts in one occurrence.
Johnny woke up at 4:10am feeling like he was stabbed in the gut, and soon realized he better go sit on the toilet. After a painful 15 minutes of feeling like his colon was on the verge of prolapse he went back to bed. Johnny woke up again at 5:05am with an all too familiar feeling... SOPS!
by TheGremlyn March 30, 2010
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SOPS

(Sudden Onset Poo Syndrome)

The feeling of one minute being totally fine, and the next needing to shit like there's no tomorrow. Can be for a log, or a squirt - it doesn't discriminate.
" I was at the movies yesterday and all of a sudden was assaulted by SOPS. Lucky I made it to the toilet!"
by Mrs. Metamucil December 21, 2012
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sopping

Used as an onomatopoeia to describe the physical contact with anything that is soaking wet.

Popular in adult literacy.
Jill sighed as she experienced the ministrations on her sopping wetness.
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"it's pouring down outside - i'm sopping".
"sopping wet".
by cat1 September 06, 2006
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sop

Actually it means, Standard Operating Procedure
Pee in the cup soldier! It's SOP!
by anotherguy October 22, 2003
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sop

Someone who is soppy: overly emotional, overly romantic, and generally being a wuss. You wouldn't call yourself a sop, you'd call someone who wasn't being hard enough one. Commonly used in the UK.
This song makes you cry? God, you're such a sop!
by Ben XO January 20, 2006
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Standing Operating Procedure (SOP) - Commonly and erroneously referred to as Standard Operating Procedure. Written military directives defining the actions to be taken upon the occurance of specific events.
In the event this unit receives female soldiers, SOP requires that the showers be monitored by the senior NCO. If the senior NCO is male, sunglasses will be issued to him by the Charge of Quarters.
by Rick Q November 12, 2005
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