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some bullshit 

A response to an unfair or frustrating situation. Related to bullshit.
"Shit dude, my parents just told me I can't have the car tonight."
"Man, that's some bullshit."

"Jeez! I just cannot believe that the Ticketmaster service charge is more than the price of this ticket!"
"Yep. That is some bullshit."

"Irony is like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife..."
"Not exactly. More accurately, that is some bullshit."
some bullshit by popesicle January 2, 2009
Words you can keep

On Some Bullshit 

When someone is being a little bitch or doing something that is just straight stupid
Yo goose, jake is on some bullshit right now

Cooking up some bullshit

To think up a lie, normally to tell to your parents, friends, teachers, or anyone you need to lie to.
John- did you hear billy fucked a hooker?
Eric- No way, he's cooking up some bullshit
Cooking up some bullshit by Stauder October 19, 2008

this is some bullshit 

Even though it will obvious to all parties present that there is a high degree of bullshitness occurring. It is often a human need that the party who is receiving the brunt of the bullshit will exclaim and reinforce to everyone that "this is some bullshit".
Johnny: Remember when I said I was only ten minutes away from picking you up? Well i'm more like 3 hours away.

Timmy: Man, this is some bullshit.
this is some bullshit by foomanfish February 21, 2010

on some bullshit 

What you say to or about a person who is talking crazy or about doing something foolish.
Hey bro, you need to talk to your cousin cause he's on some bullshit that's gonna get him killed.

Genelle is on some bullshit if she thinks that I'm going to pawn my car title to help bail her loser boyfriend out jail.

"Five bucks for some coffee and some bullshit" 

A phrase to refer to the overly pretentious atmosphere of art-scene occupied overpiced coffee houses. The reason a cup of coffee at Starbucks cost so much.

This is some bullshit 

A common phrase used widely amongst the working class citizens of America. Verbal and non-verbal. Mininum 4-5 days a week.
"This is some bullshit" regional variations include:
1.Thisis sum booshit.
2. This here som boshit.
3. Thisizm bullshit
goes on and on..
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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