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So smart 

A human — a man — named George. He was born smart and is the smartest man in the universe. He likes to deny it but deep down he knows he is smart af. Intelligent. Witty. A fountain of knowledge. He thinks on his feet and is extremely quick. No other person is smarter or more intelligent than him. He is simply smarter than Einstein.
Baby you’re so smart.
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i am so smart smrt 

something someone says when they do something stupid but want to act cool.
Duggie: whats 10+10?

Isabelle: 20!! how do you not know that!

Duggie: i am so smart smrt!!

Johnny-Not-So-Smart 

a good-natured but mentally challenged person
Go help that Johnny-not-so-smart get on his bike.
Johnny-Not-So-Smart by Jackasslaw February 10, 2010

Me-so-smart 

NOUN:
An individual who, even though lacking in expertise, will flaunt their superior knowledge to others at random times in order to either appear more intelligent, out-smart others around them to make themselves feel more intelligent, or try to 1-up you to keep themselves from looking less intelligent.

VERB:
The act of displaying ones intelligence through unsolicited demonstrations.

ADJECTIVE:

A word used to describe responses or behaviors given by those who are trying to appear more intelligent.
NOUN:
"Johnny's being a me-so-smart again! He keeps randomly throwing random Spanish phrases into his sentences to make it seem like he knows Spanish."

VERB:
"I'm trying to fix this guy's computer, but he keeps pulling a me-so-smart and taking over before I get a chance to do anything!"

ADJECTIVE:
"Did you really just lecture an expert salesmen about the importance of good eye-contact? That was a real me-so-smart move man..."
Me-so-smart by Michael_Morre April 2, 2020

If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideas 

Do you see how retarded that sounds when you read it?
A retard "If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideas? Huh!? You ever think of THAT?"

Hym "Why would you steal the ideas of someone who's less intelligent than you? This is what I'm talking about guys. This is the kind of shit people say to me. If I'm so smart then why are they stealing my ideas instead of using their own supposedly equally smart ideas? You're stealing them because they're worth more than literally anything else you could steal. Literally. Which is why the only equivalent recourse is the child murder. There is no split. You would need an entirely new category that goes beyond grand larceny to describe this. Super-Omega Larceny Minor (It's not supreme because I'm not the one doing it). But really! How stupid are these people 'If you're so smart... Why am I stealing from you?' It's really the best they can do. If I'm not so smart what is there to steal. There wouldn't be anything to steal you fucking idiot."
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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