The act of delivering dual simultaneous
hand-jobs simulating the motions of a cross-
country skier. This action is usually performed while ‘Sitting Bitch’ in a pickup
truck (front seat center position) but any vehicle with a bench seat will suffice.
The truck driver and his toothless
uncle were so pleased with Brian’s ‘Skiing’ that they ‘FingerBlasted’ his ‘Bung Hole’ as a means of saying thank you.
The folks back home told him it was
impossible to ski across the Sahara Desert but Brian is the
Men’s Freestyle Hand-Job Champion if anyone could do it, He can.