skeet beard

A large helping of man sauce generously slathered around the lower portion of a womans face.

Yeah, so I was was bangin this chick and I didn't want to get her pregnant so I pulled out and gave her a skeet beard instead.

by Max. L January 19, 2008

SKEET BEARD

Usually found in adult arcades, due to lack of paper towel usage amongst patrons on the receiving end of a glory hole. Requires the skeetee to be unshaven (see bear or any bluegrass fiddle player). Also prevalent in many Craigslist casual encounters and racist cruising.

"Hey Carl, were about to go onstage, put on some deodorant and clean up your skeet beard".

by Bingbong79 March 7, 2009

Sweet Beard

A terrible collection of what seems to be facial hair hanging off the face some poor misguided douche bag.

Hey Jimbo, sweet beard!

by 4orty April 14, 2011

Skeetboard

On the way from point A to point B, doing so while "skeetboarding" would encompass numerous deviant acts toward the ladies in your passing time.

Yo nigga mang i just skeetboarded all over diz bitch on my way to muh boy tron house

by Mattie H January 20, 2009

Skeetboard

The male sex organ as ridden during girl-on-top or cowgirl style sex.

"... and she spent the rest of the night riding my skeetboard"

"No she didn't, no woman would touch a man who calls it his Skeet board"

by Strangehouse July 18, 2010

skeetboarding

Using the skateboard to fuck then skeeting on the skateboard.

We're going skeetboarding tonight.

by Tigan November 9, 2007